Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ. It's getting late, and although I resolved not to sleep at all tonight so that way I could crash on the plane tomorrow and not have to resort to drugging myself, I can't stay up. Even a double shot Kahlua caramel mocha did not help. I even tried *smoking* to stay buzzed and awake. That's sad. No, it's beyond sad, because I *hate* cigarettes with a passion, but my friend Dilbar corrupted me and made me! She made me, I swear! Poor innocent Amers was forced to drink coffee and smoke like some bohemian weirdo. Thank God I haven't started reading poetry out loud yet, with interpretive dance movements. Then you'd really have reason to worry. I mean, as if I'm not already weird enough...

I'm rambling. Um, it's cause I'm stalling. I don't wanna sleep, cause that'll mean I'll have to get up in an excruciatingly short amount of time, try to be nice to my parents while they fuss over me and tell me to behave (as if!) and then hopefully give me money before shoving me onboard that plane. Y'all pray it doesn't crash, you hear? Cause then I'd have to come back and haunt you all. I think that would be fun. It'd be like having an imaginary friend, and we could play pranks on people together. Maybe I'll be a poltergeist, so that I can throw things and rattle doors and just generally scare the shit out of wussies like Kara. Hehehe. I'll haunt Kara. No. I'll haunt Boing, and leave porn on his computer at work so that his boss gets mad at him, and then he'll feel really bad for calling me a sad little girl who obviously didn't have any faith in mankind. Yeah. That'll teach him.

Wow. It's like I'm on Vivarin, except I'm not. Hmmm. Maybe I should drink coffee more often. This is kind of fun. Except that Action Man is already packed up in my bags, so I can't have a conversation with him... and even Mr. Nibbles is asleep. Last time when I was bored at night I woke him up, and he wasn't too pleased. Growled something about gnawing my arm off and leaving me for dead, but I think he was just feeling moody. Yeah. So. Anyway. I'm bored. Bec's asleep, and I didn't have the heart to IM her incessantly and wake her up, since she was obviously tired. *sigh* *yawn* Even Jor wasn't very good company. Kat's off muttering something about Sylvan being an arrogant jerk, Dante just refuses to speak to me nowadays, Dominic would rather talk to Rox than me (ungrateful bastard), and Kylara's too absorbed in watching Mode to pay attention to me. I tried talking to Riya, but you know how she is. Staring at one of your multiple personalities for long periods of time just isn't very amusing. Joey's asleep... OMG! They won! He played the very first play of the entire season and he made some awesome tackles and they STOMPED Gladstone's sorry hick asses so hard! I was the adoring sister-fan in the stands, jumping up and down and shouting and acting very unjackelope-like, but hell, he looked so cute in his football outfit and that's my baby brother! Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Alright. Bed. *eyesclock* Awww man. I'm so not tired, but Voltaire's the only one online and I'm tired of forcing myself to interact civily with him. La la la la la. Okay. I really am gonna go to sleep now. My plane leaves at eight-fucking-thirty in the fucking-a.m. tomorrow (today, now) and it's like a five hour flight to Dulles airport in D.C., then an hour layover, then an almost two hour flight to Rahchestah. Man. Then maybe if I can find some coffee or vivarin or booze I can wake my sorry ass up enough to connect my computer and unpack my gear and then get online for some posting. So post, bitches! *crackswhip* Leave me something good so that I have nice posts to look forward to! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease.

G'nite. If my plane crashes, Adam can have my knife collection so that he can learn to fight like a real man, Ians gets all my cool mountaineering and climbing gear (plus Mr. Nibbles), and Bec can have everything else. Including Action Man and my precious, precious pirate flag. Oh yeah, Ians, you get the GripMaster™ too. And I'll give Norman and Quincy and Miaka and Batou to my mom, since she actually appreciates Mac computers.

*muah* *hugs all around*
Later, dudes.