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[quote][b]Denali (Feb 11, 2003 10:22 p.m.):[/b] [center][b]Even more IFC quotes...[/b][/center] [i]The always rhetorical question:[/i] [b]SilverLeap:[/b] Why would I be angry? [b]RazorRemus:[/b] Dear Strong Bad: Kat's pregnant and irrational. More irrational than normal. Do you have any advice for Mode? [b]RazorRemus:[/b] Can Pepsi be the official IFCola? [b]SilverLeap:[/b] Hey Bec, please tell me they have drugs for this. [b]SilverLeap:[/b] Y'know... mood regulators... sedatives... [b]Ech0flash:[/b] I was thinking a rock. [b]RazorRemus:[/b] "Perhaps we keel heem a leettle." [b]RazorRemus:[/b] "You vant us to squoosh your guts?" [b]SilverLeap:[/b] Ask "Can God almighty microwave a burrito so hot that He himself couldn't eat it?" [b]Ech0flash:[/b] KAT'S HEAD IS FULL OF SILLY GIRLISH IDEAS!!! [b]Ech0flash:[/b] THE PINK PIGGY DOES NOT DESERVE YOUR SLINGS AND ARROWS! [b]SilverLeap:[/b] [i]I[/i] wouldn't do that, liefje. <stands in front of puddles of blood> Because [i]I[/i] love you. [b]SilverLeap:[/b] I'm just making him do his penance. Let him bleed a little more. [b]RazorRemus:[/b] There are really people named Flynn? [b]RazorRemus:[/b] Wow. [b]RazorRemus:[/b] What a strange world we live in. [b]RazorRemus:[/b] I mean, the creepy hair-petting old man, yes, very strange. But a person really named Flynn? [b]SilverLeap:[/b] He's a very nice boy. [b]RazorRemus:[/b] Excuse me while I attempt to reconstruct my reality to accomodate this. [b]SilverLeap:[/b] The party is not in my pants tonight, sadly. [b]Ech0flash:[/b] It probably fell into your sock. [b]Ech0flash:[/b] You know how cool your socks are. [b]Ech0flash:[/b] Assign this. [b]Ech0flash:[/b] I'll build your goddamn data connection. [b]Ech0flash:[/b] Damn STRAIGHT you're gonna open binary mode. [b]SilverLeap:[/b] I like it when she talks comp-dirty. [b]SilverLeap:[/b] I almost feel bad that I'm going to have to break her heart later. [b]SilverLeap:[/b] Hey, big growing boys need their meat. [b]Ech0flash:[/b] If Jor gets much bigger they're going to have to terraform him. [b]Ech0flash:[/b] Ha! Hahahaha! [b]Ech0flash:[/b] I am funny! [b]SilverLeap:[/b] Thanks for the vote of confidence, there. [b]Ech0flash:[/b] Do you want me to lie to you? [b]Ech0flash:[/b] Why must I turn this chat room into a DEN OF LIES? [b]SilverLeap:[/b] Well, someone has to be the hardass around here. [b]RazorRemus:[/b] Am I the only one who did not see this alleged naked picture? [b]SilverLeap:[/b] In an uncharacteristic bout of benevolence, I'll just say, you choose. [b]Ech0flash:[/b] This is where she says "YOU CHOSE WRONG! TWENTY LASHES!" [b]SilverLeap:[/b] He has evil family members? [b]RazorRemus:[/b] Uh, his dad might be a little unhappy with him... [b]Ech0flash:[/b] I could make sponge cake! [b]Ech0flash:[/b] Where is Kat, anyway? I'd think she would have been complaining about this already. [b]SilverLeap:[/b] Kat: I bought earplugs. [b]RazorRemus:[/b] It's no wonder the rest of the world is so dull. We're sucking up the planet's coolness quota. [b]SilverLeap:[/b] Sho! Where to, honeybun? [b]Ech0flash:[/b] Up to you, sugarbumps! [b]SilverLeap:[/b] Oh, I insist that you choose, gingersnap! [b]Ech0flash:[/b] I couldn't possibly, snickerdoodle! [b]SilverLeap:[/b] Oh, but lemondrop, I wouldn't know what to do if you didn't choose for me! [b]Ech0flash:[/b] Too bad, you've got to do it. [b]SilverLeap:[/b] ...damnit. [b]Ech0flash:[/b] Can you say "complex fracture?" [b]RazorRemus:[/b] "No, no, ex-trem-i-ty wound." [b]SilverLeap:[/b] "St-ab an-d tw-ist." [b]RazorRemus:[/b] "Repeat after me. Vi-vi-sec-tion." [b]Ech0flash:[/b] Ok, I'm catching flak from all sides here. Oh look! This is not my problem because I am posting. [b]SilverLeap:[/b] I AM NOT A BAD GUY! [b]StGulik00:[/b] Ahem. [b]RazorRemus:[/b] How many people have you killed this month? [b]RazorRemus:[/b] Let us never speak of the library's defilement. [b]SilverLeap:[/b] I should let people live more often! [b]SilverLeap:[/b] No, wait. [b]SilverLeap:[/b] Nix that. [b]SilverLeap:[/b] He actually curses now! It's a marked improvement. [b]RazorRemus:[/b] She's full of shit, I never curse. [b]StGulik00:[/b] KILL HALE! [b]StGulik00:[/b] ...who's Hale? [b]RazorRemus:[/b] He learns quickly. [b]Ech0flash:[/b] [i]You[/i] expect people to have reasonable reasons for disliking people? [b]SilverLeap:[/b] Well, yeah. [b]SilverLeap:[/b] Even [i]I[/i] have reasonable reasons. [b]Ech0flash:[/b] For what? [b]SilverLeap:[/b] Everything. [b]Ech0flash:[/b] I think we have different definitions for reasonable [b]SilverLeap:[/b] Your dictionary is obviously out of date. [b]SilverLeap:[/b] Hey man, stop making me out to be the bad guy all the time [b]RazorRemus:[/b] But... aren't you usually the bad guy? [b]SilverLeap:[/b] Uh... yeah? [b]SilverLeap:[/b] Let's not be silly. Food is a necessity. So is Bust-a-Move 2. [b]Ech0flash:[/b] Gimme just a few mos to get into character. [b]Ech0flash:[/b] *cracksknuckles* *searchesforinnerpeace* [b]Ech0flash:[/b] *shootsinnerpeacewithsubmachinegune* *replaceswithinnerfury* Theeeeeeeere we go. [b]Ech0flash:[/b] Who put the guacamole in my cell phone!? [b]SilverLeap:[/b] Is she going to torture him? SWEET! [b]SilverLeap:[/b] At least you don't shoot me. I get to die in a glorious explosion of fire and bombs and guts. [b]SilverLeap:[/b] No doves, though. [b]RazorRemus:[/b] <snaps> [b]RazorRemus:[/b] Maybe just one? [b]SilverLeap:[/b] In space? Spacedoves? [b]SilverLeap:[/b] I [i]need[/i] Bust-A-Move. [b]SilverLeap:[/b] Like I need food, or oxygen, or WAS. [b]SilverLeap:[/b] It is vital to my existence. [b]SilverLeap:[/b] How far should I take it? Until the next night when it's time for door-kicking, bodice-ripping, roaring good action? [b]SilverLeap:[/b] It's okay, I'm alright with being an old maid, really. [b]SilverLeap:[/b] I shall devote my life to other things. Such as the service of others in need. [b]Ech0flash:[/b] Others in need of STABBING! [b]SilverLeap:[/b] Must you be so focused on violence? [b]Ech0flash:[/b] Alright, where's Amy? [b]Ech0flash:[/b] Oh my god, it's Dante and Fargo's lovechild, and it's TAKEN YOU OVER! [b]Ech0flash:[/b] I like the smell of play-doh. [b]Ech0flash:[/b] It's like the smell of computers. [b]Ech0flash:[/b] It means fun and excitement! [b]SilverLeap:[/b] Don't eat it, it tastes icky. [b]RazorRemus:[/b] <steeple fingers> I wish to propose an alliance. [b]SilverLeap:[/b] Oh really? [b]RazorRemus:[/b] A pact of non-aggression, if you will [b]RazorRemus:[/b] As I will not be trading with Wintermute. [b]SilverLeap:[/b] Relay your terms. My cohorts will consider your offer. [b]RazorRemus:[/b] Perhaps a gesture of good faith? [b]RazorRemus:[/b] Can I be Vulcan? [b]RazorRemus:[/b] Wait, no! [b]RazorRemus:[/b] Nevermind! [b]RazorRemus:[/b] They only breed once every 7 years. [b]RazorRemus:[/b] We could wear gloves! [b]RazorRemus:[/b] Little plastic food-preparer gloves. [b]SilverLeap:[/b] We'd look like dumbasses. [b]RazorRemus:[/b] Yeah. [b]RazorRemus:[/b] Wouldn't it be cool? [b]RazorRemus:[/b] OMG We're so COOL! [b]RazorRemus:[/b] I mean, we're DORKS, but we're COOL DORKS! [b]Ech0flash:[/b] So if you must grab, do add that in. I'll make it worth your while, you sexy ravishing man with the green eyes and the extremely strong hands. [b]SilverLeap:[/b] Grabbage will occur, don't you fret, my beautiful young maiden with the icy eyes and sexy little black robe thingy. [b]Ech0flash:[/b] Oh, pshah. Don't lose your perspective! There's supposed to be ravishing! [b]RazorRemus:[/b] <patantlers> You scoot to bed now. Count stab wounds, if you can keep up. [b]SilverLeap:[/b] Busta Move? Or Busta Groove? [b]RazorRemus:[/b] Hahahaha, I want Busta Cap. [b]RazorRemus:[/b] Damn I'm funny. [b]RazorRemus:[/b] Hee hee hee... [b]SilverLeap:[/b] You did not just say that. [b]RazorRemus:[/b] Dave Barry's got nothin on me! [b]SilverLeap:[/b] <pat Adam's head> Oh, no, you're right. He really doesn't. [b]RazorRemus:[/b] C'mon, ideas! Brainstorm! I'm running out of SmartJuice! [b]RazorRemus:[/b] I didn't have too much to begin with! [b]RazorRemus:[/b] And he can pull off stubble, which is harder than it looks. [b]SilverLeap:[/b] Unlike you, Mr. Scruffy? [b]RazorRemus:[/b] I'll learn how to cook things! [b]RazorRemus:[/b] Just you wait and see! [b]RazorRemus:[/b] I'll be the best cook ever! [b]SilverLeap:[/b] I'll get the fire extinguisher. [b]RazorRemus:[/b] May I shake your hand? [b]RazorRemus:[/b] Because you have the leverage most kids dream of. [b]RazorRemus:[/b] You are a hero. [b]SilverLeap:[/b] The truth is like a nice warm, fuzzy security blanket. [b]RazorRemus:[/b] An example to all repressed and unappreciated geniuses! [b]SilverLeap:[/b] And ravish her, of course. [b]Ech0flash:[/b] Of...of course. With. the ravishing. Mm. Hey. [b]Ech0flash:[/b] Yes, but they're SUCH YUMMY MISTAKES! [b]Ech0flash:[/b] LOOK AT ALL THE WAS! [b]SilverLeap:[/b] I never said we should take it all back![/quote]
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