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[quote][b]Denali (Feb 11, 2003 10:23 p.m.):[/b] [center][b]SPECIAL PANTS EDITION[/b][/center] [b]SilverLeap:[/b] Sweatpants are universal! [b]Ech0flash:[/b] Sweatpants know no geographic boundaries! [b]SilverLeap:[/b] Sweatpants are the common link among mankind! [b]Ech0flash:[/b] Sweatpants DO NOT UNDERGO ALLOPATRIC SPECIATION! [b]SilverLeap:[/b] SWEATPANTS HAVE EXISTED SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME! [b]Ech0flash:[/b] The dinosaurs didn't wear sweatpants. They gave them to the mammals. AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DINOSAURS! [b]Ech0flash:[/b] Do you want to become extinct?! [b]RazorRemus:[/b] I think I've done alright so far [b]Ech0flash:[/b] That's what the dinosaurs said! [b]Ech0flash:[/b] "Look at all this tropical heat. We don't need sweatpants." [b]SilverLeap:[/b] Sweatpants are what elevate us above the rest of the species, Adam! Without them, we'd just be animals! [b]SilverLeap:[/b] It's just, well... the heart wants what the heart wants. [b]SilverLeap:[/b] In this case, pants. [b]RazorRemus:[/b] Just look at these pants. Glory in their pantsdom. [b]Ech0flash:[/b] Quit flaunting your pants, you hussy! [b]SilverLeap:[/b] I'm sorry! I broke the 11th Commandment; Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's pants! [b]SilverLeap:[/b] It was never clean, Adam. This want I had for your pants was never pure. [b]RazorRemus:[/b] IT WAS ALL MY PANTS! [b]Ech0flash:[/b] And to think! I've been casting them aside like they didn't matter! [b]RazorRemus:[/b] And no, we've already seen the devastation that can originate from the seductive deceptiveness of pants. [b]RazorRemus:[/b] Oh, I just said that to get into your pants. [b]RazorRemus:[/b] At least we'll have interchangeable pants. [b]SilverLeap:[/b] The power of pants is unfathomable. [b]SilverLeap:[/b] I bet the Big Bang was caused by some sort of pants-related explosion. [b]RazorRemus:[/b] You can usually trace the major events throughout universal history back to pants. [b]SilverLeap:[/b] No wonder the Romans battled so much. They didn't have pants-- only robes! [b]RazorRemus:[/b] Exactly! [b]SilverLeap:[/b] Same with the Scottish. [b]RazorRemus:[/b] They were cranky about having to wear those silly skirts! [b]SilverLeap:[/b] And on the seventh day, God said "Let there be pants!"[/quote]
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