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[quote][b]Denali (Mar 18, 2004 11:21 a.m.):[/b] [b]SilverLeap[/b]: Yeesh, Wick is mean. [b]RazorRemus[/b]: Wick?!? [b]RazorRemus[/b]: Mean?!? [b]SilverLeap[/b]: Yeah! Really mean! [b]RazorRemus[/b]: Well there goes my carefully-built construct of reality. [b]SilverLeap[/b]: I'm sorry to shake the foundations of your world. [b]RazorRemus[/b]: Anything else you want to lay on me before I build it back up again? [b]SilverLeap[/b]: Uh... I like candy? [b]RazorRemus[/b]: No, I mean other shocking revelations, like "Riya likes shooting people in the face", or "Mode has a drug tolerance". [b]SilverLeap[/b]: Kat likes to stab people? [b]RazorRemus[/b]: I can cook hamburger helper like nobody's business. [b]RazorRemus[/b]: So you just stow that shit, Lemon. [b]SilverLeap[/b]: Yes, but you also called us an ungrateful, stubborn, short-sighted greedy little brat. [b]djp0ly[/b]: Yes, but in an affectionate way! [b]RazorRemus[/b]: In the case of this document, which I inconspicuously labeled "TOP SECRET!", I just wanted to make sure that Becca hadn't been sneaking onto my computer and reading it. [b]SilverLeap[/b]: ...you named it TOP SECRET. [b]SilverLeap[/b]: Because WHAT THE HELL IS THIS! We thought only killing was fun! [b]SilverLeap[/b]: Dude. Becca's mom rejected me. [b]RazorRemus[/b]: Burned! [b]RazorRemus[/b]: Amy, Becca's making me go underwear shopping! [b]RazorRemus[/b]: Make her not! [b]SilverLeap[/b]: .... [b]SilverLeap[/b]: HAHAHAHAHAHA [b]SilverLeap[/b]: Wait, wait, underwear for who? You? [b]RazorRemus[/b]: Yes. [b]SilverLeap[/b]: WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA [b]SilverLeap[/b]: <sings> Under wear! Under wear! [b]SilverLeap[/b]: Adam needs new under wear! [b]SilverLeap[/b]: Hey, I made you a present. [b]SilverLeap[/b]: <holds out wrapped box> [b]RazorRemus[/b]: Oooh, what is it? [b]RazorRemus[/b]: <shredpaper> [b]SilverLeap[/b]: Open it! [b]SilverLeap[/b]: It's a paper bag! [b]SilverLeap[/b]: To wear over your head while you shop for manpanties! [b]SilverLeap[/b]: See, I wrote "Please don't speak to me" on the back of it. [b]RazorRemus[/b]: <cry> [b]DKQuistin[/b]: We cannot be divided. [b]DKQuistin[/b]: We are one in our quest. [b]DKQuistin[/b]: Jor is jealous but cannot say anything, since he has a gay friend himself. [b]RazorRemus[/b]: Hahahaha, no, Rabin isn't randomly violent like some people. [b]DKQuistin[/b]: Who are you talking about? [b]RazorRemus[/b]: Uh... [b]RazorRemus[/b]: Gabe. [b]RazorRemus[/b]: I was talking about Gabe. [b]DKQuistin[/b]: That's what I thought. [b]DKQuistin[/b]: ...they don't have to die, per se... [b]DKQuistin[/b]: Mode in leather. [b]DKQuistin[/b]: Imagination running rampant. [b]RazorRemus[/b]: Well christ. Why aren't I in on any of this? [b]SilverLeap[/b]: Want to know something else? [b]SilverLeap[/b]: Rabin's gay. [b]RazorRemus[/b]: Since when is this? [b]SilverLeap[/b]: Oh, forever and always. I can't believe you never knew! [b]DKQuistin[/b]: I don't have moodswings! [b]djp0ly[/b]: I love you, muffin! [b]DKQuistin[/b]: That's not an answer! [b]SilverLeap[/b]: Can't we, like, go out the back door or something? This is complicated. [b]SilverLeap[/b]: They'll probably put Kat down like a rabid animal, Wick will start thinking that the walls and the desk and that paperclip over there are scheming against her, Jor will pound his head against the floor and eventually die of starvation because they won't feed him nine meals a day, and Mode will quietly grow his hair longer and be unable to kill himself because he can't even move. [b]S0lenis[/b]: What do I do?! [b]SilverLeap[/b]: Keep describing this in lurid, graphic detail? [b]SilverLeap[/b]: You can't see it, but I'm giving you the eye right now. [b]SilverLeap[/b]: I highly suggest you continue to talk. [b]Ech0flash[/b]: DANTE AND NATHAN DID NOT SNOG ABOUT [b]SilverLeap[/b]: *raiseeyebrow* Right. [b]SilverLeap[/b]: We just hate him. Not obsess over him. [b]SilverLeap[/b]: ...okay I lie. GODDAMNIT. I can't even lie! Cause I know it's true! [b]S0lenis[/b]: He still is rather fond of Kat [b]S0lenis[/b]: He thinks of her now and then. [b]SilverLeap[/b]: Probably about how he was lucky he got out before we slit his throat. [b]SilverLeap[/b]: Which, I might add, he certainly deserved. [b]SilverLeap[/b]: Plus, well, she was a dynamo in the sack. [b]SilverLeap[/b]: Hey! That wasn't entirely our fault. [b]S0lenis[/b]: Oh? Did he somehow pick your hand up and drag it across his cheek? [b]RazorRemus[/b]: Why don't we try and figure out some of this Kat/Sol conflict? [b]SilverLeap[/b]: It's very, very simple. [b]SilverLeap[/b]: Sol is friends with Jax. [b]SilverLeap[/b]: That is unacceptable. [b]RazorRemus[/b]: Okay, I can see how we can make a full novel out of those two sentences. [b]RazorRemus[/b]: Next book! [b]RazorRemus[/b]: Yeah, that bastard, dying all selfish-like. [b]RazorRemus[/b]: Let's kick his ass. [b]RazorRemus[/b]: WOOT! [b]Ech0flash[/b]: WOOOOT!!! [b]RazorRemus[/b]: Showoff. [b]RazorRemus[/b]: Party pooper. [b]SilverLeap[/b]: I don't poop on parties, so I don't consider that accurate. [b]SilverLeap[/b]: Yeesh. Everyone hates us, Riya. [b]RazorRemus[/b]: See, the thing is, and it's odd to say it out loud, I think Sol and Gabe are the most IF-loyal of our kids. [b]SilverLeap[/b]: HAHAHAHAHAHA [b]SilverLeap[/b]: And it's true! [b]SilverLeap[/b]: HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES, HALE?! [b]SilverLeap[/b]: WAHAHAHAHA [b]SilverLeap[/b]: <kickfeet> [b]SilverLeap[/b]: Because *you* always think it's the smartest idea, and then someone gets beaten up or stabbed or otherwise flattened. [b]SilverLeap[/b]: And then Sol says I TOLD YOU SO, YOU BIG IDIOT, and she forgives you for being a stupidass. [b]RazorRemus[/b]: If you want, you can trade Rabin for Naomi, if we end up doing things this way. [b]SilverLeap[/b]: Yeah right! [b]SilverLeap[/b]: Are you smoking crack? [b]RazorRemus[/b]: What the hell is Jor, again? [b]SilverLeap[/b]: I dunno. Make something up. [b]SilverLeap[/b]: That's what I did. [b]SilverLeap[/b]: <points and laughs> [b]SilverLeap[/b]: Goblins stole your under wear! [b]S0lenis[/b]: Yes, hmm. I'm having doubts. [b]SilverLeap[/b]: Doubts? [b]SilverLeap[/b]: No doubts! [b]S0lenis[/b]: I'm doubting. [b]SilverLeap[/b]: NO! [b]SilverLeap[/b]: Why? What kind of doubting? [b]SilverLeap[/b]: THINK OF THE LEAVES! [b]SilverLeap[/b]: Hey now. We *had* to kill him. You make it sound like an episode we had in our little psycho world. It was a perfectly legitimate killing. [b]S0lenis[/b]: Say that again. [b]SilverLeap[/b]: It was a perfectly legitimate killing! [b]RazorRemus[/b]: Hey, RPG Maker thinks I'm funny. [b]RazorRemus[/b]: Look, it's waving its little screen saver lines in laughter. [b]SilverLeap[/b]: That's like pity-applause, Adam. [b]SilverLeap[/b]: Adam has no taste! You see what he wears! [b]RazorRemus[/b]: Amy, Steve bought Becca a pearl necklace! He's trying to buy her affection with gifts so he can take her away someplace and we'll never see her again! [b]SilverLeap[/b]: ...a pearl necklace? [b]S0lenis[/b]: Steve says they're real pearls. [b]SilverLeap[/b]: I'll give Steve some real pearls... <menacingshakefist> [b]SilverLeap[/b]: First free food and now this! [b]SilverLeap[/b]: Pretty soon he'll be... dare I say it... posting for you! [b]RazorRemus[/b]: DON'T EVEN SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT, AMY! [b]SilverLeap[/b]: Adam and I will be forced to join a self-help group, like No-Beccas Anonymous, and we'll waste away drinking cheap Thunderbird wine and not bathing regularly. [b]SilverLeap[/b]: Who knows what low depths we'd be driven to once you leave us. [b]RazorRemus[/b]: I'd probably putter about the apartment muttering about how you've been away at the store a long time now and I can't seem to ring your phone. I'd stand in the hallway and look at my watch and get old. [b]SilverLeap[/b]: I'd probably just kill myself in the bathtub. But not the nice bathtub. The old one we don't use that leaks and has spiders in it. [b]RazorRemus[/b]: Meaning our kids have to attend classes. [b]SilverLeap[/b]: NOT CLASSES! WE DON'T REALLY HAVE TO GO, DO WE?! [b]SilverLeap[/b]: There's no way we're getting him out. [b]SilverLeap[/b]: In fact, we're all going to get stuck there ourselves and rot away in tiny little concrete rooms. [b]SilverLeap[/b]: Having to eat horrible institution food and not having enough blankets, which is very important. [b]SilverLeap[/b]: IT'S SO VERY UNFORTUNATE AND TRAGIC! FOUR LIVES RUINED INSTEAD OF TWO! AND IT'S HOPELESS! [b]S0lenis[/b]: Not enough of our characteres wear masks. [b]SilverLeap[/b]: Actually, none of our characters wear masks. [b]SilverLeap[/b]: Is that not enough? [b]S0lenis[/b]: No, we should definitely have all of our characters in masks at some point. Not all at once, maybe. [b]SilverLeap[/b]: Jor or Rabin would look like WWF wrestlers in masks, so they are right out. [b]SilverLeap[/b]: Whatever, he'd so poing himself with glee. [b]S0lenis[/b]: He'd ... what? [b]SilverLeap[/b]: You know. Poing himself with glee. He'd love it. [b]SilverLeap[/b]: Y'know... poing? [b]SilverLeap[/b]: Maybe I'll die then or something. [b]RazorRemus[/b]: Leave your money to me! [b]RazorRemus[/b]: <greedygrin> [b]SilverLeap[/b]: Pft, why! [b]RazorRemus[/b]: I was about to type, "I'd leave my money to you if *I* died," but decided that would be a stupid thing to say. [b]SilverLeap[/b]: We should draw fake cover art. In a very romance novel-esque fashion, with windblown hair and torn clothing and dramatic backdrops. [b]SilverLeap[/b]: There'd be some giant structure on fire behind Wick, and she'd be leaning on Jor, who'd be shirtless and soot-smeared, and it would be very exciting [b]RazorRemus[/b]: No. [b]SilverLeap[/b]: And Sol and Gabe could be in black clothing and gear and hanging from some ceiling, very ala Mission Impossible, and maybe our little sideline would say "Even secret agents fall in love" or something ridiculous like that. [b]RazorRemus[/b]: [b]No.[/b] [b]SilverLeap[/b]: WHATEVER. You're chasing Rico Suave or whatever his name is. Sanchez. Miguel. Whatever. [b]RazorRemus[/b]: So I'll leave that to you kids. [b]SilverLeap[/b]: Uh oh. To us? [b]RazorRemus[/b]: Except where I pop my contradictory opinion in to be an ass. [b]SilverLeap[/b]: Which will be several times, until we all give up and you just make it up yourself. [b]SilverLeap[/b]: Tell Becca you want to lick the chocolate fountain too. NoChew62: I suddenly find myself craving to stick my face beneath the flowing liquid delight, smothering myself in its chocolately goodness NoChew62: That good enough? [b]SilverLeap[/b]: That sounds like candy porn. [b]SilverLeap[/b]: "I wanna lick the fountain" would have worked just as well. [b]SilverLeap[/b]: We can even hijack the chocolate fountain. Becca says it come with an attendant. If he's cute, he's coming with us, otherwise we can make Alec suckerpunch him or something. [b]RazorRemus[/b]: I walked on it. [b]RazorRemus[/b]: It was a good plaza. [b]RazorRemus[/b]: It gets the Adam Lacoste Seal of Approval for Plazaness. [b]RazorRemus[/b]: My eyebrow is broken. [b]SilverLeap[/b]: You only need one. Just let them grow together. [b]SilverLeap[/b]: Your right one will take one for the team. [b]SilverLeap[/b]: Oh hell. Let's just sit in your apartment in our underpants drinking strawberry crush, and you can have a ceremony via the internet [b]SilverLeap[/b]: Giant Wedding Chatroom [b]SilverLeap[/b]: That way it's all the ceremony with none of the actually having to see people [b]SilverLeap[/b]: We can even block your mom, so she can see what's going on but we don't have to read what she writes [b]RazorRemus[/b]: Dead men tell no tales, arrr. [b]SilverLeap[/b]: Becca, settle this for us, please. [b]SilverLeap[/b]: Before it turns to bloodshed. You know how I hate bloodshed. [b]SilverLeap[/b]: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?! [b]RazorRemus[/b]: WHERE IS MY HAT? [b]SilverLeap[/b]: THE DOLL TRIED TO KILL ME AND THE TOASTER'S BEEN LAUGHING AT ME! [b]SilverLeap[/b]: AND HE'LL BE ALIVE AND STILL INCREDIBLY HOT AND THEN EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY AND I WILL BE HAPPY [b]Ech0flash[/b]: I just re-read the convo where Amy found out that StarCraft marines were better than the SCVs. Amy rocks. [b]SilverLeap[/b]: And I'm sorry, but no one explained that to me! [b]SilverLeap[/b]: I was wondering why they kept dying, the big fat suckers! [b]SilverLeap[/b]: HAHAHAHAHAHA [b]Ech0flash[/b]: Stuff it, I-Killed-Thirty-People-Before-I-Was-Five [b]Ech0flash[/b]: And you too, popsicle boy [b]RazorRemus[/b]: She's got you there. [b]RazorRemus[/b]: Hey! [b]SilverLeap[/b]: She's getting defensive, Adam. [b]SilverLeap[/b]: Turning on us like that. [b]SilverLeap[/b]: AND IT WAS ONLY, LIKE, THREE! I THINK! [b]RazorRemus[/b]: Well, I mean, it was fine to turn on you, but me? [b]SilverLeap[/b]: HEY! [b]SilverLeap[/b]: Mr. I have no feelings but omg I just fell in love with Sol and now I'm going to be the mushiest person alive! [b]Ech0flash[/b]: Yeah! [b]SilverLeap[/b]: If you change all that, then Kat's going to be a friendly little girl who likes puppies and cries whenever she gets a bruise. [b]RazorRemus[/b]: Hey Adam, you know what would be really cool? [b]RazorRemus[/b]: What's that, Adam? [b]RazorRemus[/b]: It would be really cool if Gabe could shoot laser beams from his eyes and read thoughts! [b]RazorRemus[/b]: Brilliant idea, Adam! [b]RazorRemus[/b]: I know, Adam! [b]RazorRemus[/b]: But will Gabe be cursed as Cyclops is, doomed to become dull and moody? [b]RazorRemus[/b]: Hmm, good question. We don't want him ending up like Cyclops. [b]RazorRemus[/b]: No we don't, Adam. [b]RazorRemus[/b]: What if he can control the lasers? [b]RazorRemus[/b]: How does he do that? [b]SilverLeap[/b]: WITH SUNGLASSES [b]SilverLeap[/b]: DON'T MAKE ME HURT YOU [b]S0lenis[/b]: *sniffle* I like you too. *snifflecling* God, she's going to get beaten within a millimeter of her life BY JORRY and then she's going to be completely and totally alone for TWO YEARS knowing jorry HATES her! [b]SilverLeap[/b]: And that's why we keep our panties on. [b]S0lenis[/b]: Nonono, our pickup line would be, "Hey, baby. Are you an angel or just schizophrenic?" [b]SilverLeap[/b]: "Is that a dagger in your pocket or are you happy to see me?" [b]S0lenis[/b]: Hahahhaa. "Got a light?" [b]SilverLeap[/b]: "Am I seeing double? Prove me right." [b]SilverLeap[/b]: Now hush, or go post Mode, or something productive while I tarnish your fragile womanhood some more. [b]S0lenis[/b]: Mmm. Tarnishing. [b]SilverLeap[/b]: You're right, let's blow this facist popsicle stand. [b]SilverLeap[/b]: I'm going to use the word "writhing" just to make you squirm. [b]SilverLeap[/b]: I'm not that sociopathic and homicidally obsessed with blood and knives and death, am I? <droop> [b]S0lenis[/b]: Ah, yes, but Jor has the moral highground on this one. [b]SilverLeap[/b]: Yes, and we're shamelessly going to exploit it and remind you of it every single little miniscule chance that we get. [b]RazorRemus[/b]: Hale: I have a shiv. [b]RazorRemus[/b]: Hale: Which I may or may not have used to kill some terrorist so unimportant to the plot that my author has forgotten his name. [b]DKQuistin[/b]: p-o-s-t-e-d, that's the way we spell comeuppance [b]RazorRemus[/b]: YES! SELL IT! SELL IT IN SLOW MOTION! SELL IT TO A FLOCK OF DOVES! [b]DKQuistin[/b]: You've been watching too many John Woo movies :-D [b]Ech0flash[/b]: OMG! Amy! After they rescue him and Kat and Mode run away, MODE IS GOING TO BE A KAT BURGLAR! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA [b]DKQuistin[/b]: You are so funny. <shutsBecup> [b]SilverLeap[/b]: I think we just talked for a half an hour and didn't even come to any conclusions or even made any obvious points. [b]RazorRemus[/b]: But we did get to complain about how much work there is to do. [b]RazorRemus[/b]: That's half the battle. [b]SilverLeap[/b]: Obviously, I must cut down on killing. [b]SilverLeap[/b]: Hey, we need to set goals that we can actually meet. [b]SilverLeap[/b]: You know, we didn't really do much of anything. [b]RazorRemus[/b]: That's a goal we can meet! [b]SilverLeap[/b]: Adam says, "Tell her I'm collecting gold bolts." [b]SilverLeap[/b]: YES! [b]SilverLeap[/b]: I LOVE PUFF PAINT! [b]SilverLeap[/b]: Disclaimer: Within reason. [b]Ech0flash[/b]: Pshah, I admit no disclaimers![/quote]
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