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[quote][b]Kat (Oct 09, 2002 02:32 p.m.):[/b] Well, sweet pappy Johnson, I can't imagine following up after an act like that. <siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh> My thunder has been stolen. I guess we'd better just get to the best part.... the presents! Ahem. In honor of Adam's birthday, I have written a poem. <clears throat> Here goes. [center][b]THE TURTLE[/b] Turtle-- oh magnificent creature of the sea, With a shell like armor, to protect him from me! He's got flippers to swim fast away... But don't flee Because Turtle, we like you, and look-- I'm knife free! He lives underwater and eats shrimp and skrill-a But Becca says he really doesn't carry salmonella! Now take this from me, cause I've got to tell ya, The turtle is one supercool nifty fella! He carries his home on his back-- ain't that neat? And he can hide in that shell, from his head to his feet! If you think that's the coolest, then he's got you beat Cause inside his shell, man, it's beyond l33t! There's a computer, a phone, and a Playstation 2 Oreos; the plain kind, and chocolate cream too! It's a crazy party, worse than a loose zoo And all night long, you can hear screams of WOO! Now see what I mean when I say he's the best? [i]I[/i] wouldn't hurt him-- that was only in jest! He's shibby and awesome and [i]never[/i] a pest, The turtle is bodacious, so I hope you're impress't! Sadly, I'm now done with lavishing praise, I know it's not much-- I could have gone on for days! But I hope that now you too are in love with his ways, Because turtles, yes TURTLES! are the hottest new craze![/center] Tada! Happy Birthday, pukeface![/quote]
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