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[quote][b]Johan (Jun 02, 2001 01:21 a.m.):[/b] So I've been ordered to write mean and nasty things about certain parties, let's just call them "Rebka" and "Reemus." So here goes: they're bad. And I don't mean in that in the sense of good-bad, I mean it in the sense of bad-bad. Because, er, well, just because dammit! Do I really need a reason? What? I do? Damn. Uhhhhh, let me get back to you on that one. Meantime, how about I just sort of talk, while I try to come up with a reason for you to shun and ostracize the two aformentioned parties. Have you ever stopped to wonder about some of the deeper. more meaningful things in life? Take Chipmunks, for example. Why, just the other day, I was walking through the woods, minding my own business, when this chipmunk came racing out of the brush and attacked me! I didn't know what to do; it bit and scratched and roared, and took my leg off. That's when I realized that it wasn't a chipmunk at all, but was actually a grizzly bear! It really makes you think, doesn't it? Amy sez she's in the bathroom crying cause she can't post, but I think she might be lying, seeing as how she just buzzed past me into the kitchen, a madly giggling hummingbird on poor-man's-speed (Vivarin). She says Rebka and Reemus are mean and nasty and you should hate them for ever and ever amen. Myself, I think that's a bit harsh, but I'm not about to argue with a super-hyper assassin-wannabe with weapons hidden all over the house. You wanna' do it, be my guest. Me, I value my life. So I follow orders. *shrug* It beats the alternative. I mean, she might make me walk the plank! JACKELOPE DEN EATS TURTLES AND HORSES FOR BREAKFAST. Yeah, that means you, big nasty mean poopfaces. SLITHY TOAVIN' BOROGROVIN' WABE MUMRAS! If you're not nice to me again I'll never ever talk to you ever again. That's it. I HATE YOU ALL! Walk the plank, jerks. See what I mean?[/quote]
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