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[quote][b]Denali (Jun 24, 2001 01:22 p.m.):[/b] I've fled from the terrifying Nazi dictator known as Herr Bob, and am now entrenched within the sanctuary known as the MULTNOMAH COUNTY PUBLIC LIBRARY. Many interesting characters here; interesting being used in the loosest sense of the word. Take, for example, the lady with the kitten in her shirt. I couldn't figure out for the life of me why her shirt was [i]meowing[/i], until this little fuzzy head poked out of her jacket like some hairy version of one of those aliens that bursts from your stomach cavity and AHHHH aliens! Run! Run for your lives!!@#$!@#$!@ <flees, hides underneath table> Whew. Think I escaped. Can't escape, however, the freaky old woman beside me with a bow the size of a freight liner in her hair. Where do people find those sorts of things? I mean, it's freakin' HUGE. Monstrous. It's bigger than her head, I swear! If I ever get old and senile and wear a bow in my hair, shoot me, please. Do us all a favor and put me out of my misery. I'd really prefer to be an old woman driving a Miata (not drinking Sustacal, thank you very much). Maybe I'll go on a murderous rampage. That'd be a fun way to end a good life. Then my grandkids could ask to hear the story of how Grandma Amers shot forty-three people in a public library before vrooming away in a high speed police chase through downtown Portland, finally ending when she drove her car off one of the bridges and died in a fiery inferno of excitement. Doesn't that sound like the sort of thing you'd want told at family reunions for years to come? Anyway... urm, I don't think I'm up to post anywhere... damn, Romeo darling, your post ruled. Remind me not to get anywhere near Bryo for a very long time. Becca, Rem, I'll be home and on the computer maybe around four pm (have to wait until dad goes to rugby-church, don't even bother asking what that is, it's too bizarre). So until then, my lovelies, remember that Amy loves you all and AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! <is torn away from her computer by the evil librarian>[/quote]
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