"MY AIM DOESN'T WORK!" and Other Such Catastrophes |
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101. Re:"MY AIM DOESN'T WORK!" and Other Such Catastrophes |
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Knockin' that sucka to a new page.... here's a tribute to Mode, from his Kitten: "Da Ode to Mode" By a very drunk Kitty Midnight heart cold as space, Slit cateyes in bloody angel's face. Come to me- feel the sting, Misguided love, you wear my ring. Love and loss walk in hand, Death warrant in that golden band. Deadly lips can kiss so sweet, After me, oblivion you'll meet. Yeah, you like that, eh, bitch? *makes throat slitting motion*
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Date: Apr 19, 2001 on 01:54 p.m. |
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102. Re:"MY AIM DOESN'T WORK!" and Other Such Catastrophes |
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Kat's Song for Jax (Scary, eh? MUAHAHAHAHA)Nothing that you say will release you Nothing that you pray will forgive you Nothing's what your words mean to me Something that you did will destroy me Something that you said will stay with me Long after you're dead and gone If flesh could crawl my skin would fall From off my bones and run away from here As far from God as heaven is wide As far from God as angels can fly If holy is as holy does This house would burn straight down to hell Take its conscience with it as it falls Nothing said could change the fact My trust was blind, you broke the pact If God's my witness, God must be blind If flesh could crawl my skin would fall From off my bones and run away from here As far from God as heaven is wide As far from God as angels can fly I wish, I wish I wish, I wish Take it back, I dare you take it back No you can't, you should have thought of that What's inside a man could go so low? Choke on guilt that's far too good for you Say one word, I'll laugh and bury you Leave you in the place where you left me If flesh could crawl my skin would fall From off my bones and run away from here As far from God as heaven is wide As far from God as angels can fly I wish I could fly As angels can fly I wish... *yawn* Becca gotta do all sorts of cool stuff. I'm bored. I'm doing the same. Oh wait, she'll kill me if I don't go post Jor. I love Jor. I love Becca and Remmy and Anna and *yawn* We learned about alcholism and Parkinson's disease in biopsych today, and I then Kararg got a new bathing suit in the mail for her trip to France, and I ate a bunch of pretzels and a fruit smoothy, and there's a bunch of prefrosh on campus and the other day they attacked me in this huge swarm of scary high school seniors and AHHHHH!
I'm done. Posting now. |
Date: Apr 19, 2001 on 02:02 p.m. |
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103. Re:"MY AIM DOESN'T WORK!" and Other Such Catastrophes |
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*foomsintogiganticdragonbreathesnastysulphurfireatthatickysquall* FACE THE WRATH OF ANGRY DANTE! FEEL MY FIERY INFERNO! *snickergiggle,shootfire*
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Date: Apr 19, 2001 on 10:25 p.m. |
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104. Re:"MY AIM DOESN'T WORK!" and Other Such Catastrophes |
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*glanceclock* Someone's late. Where are you, flicker? |
Date: Apr 20, 2001 on 09:58 a.m. |
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105. Re:"MY AIM DOESN'T WORK!" and Other Such Catastrophes |
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Ok, I'm being dragged to lunch. But Sol is waiting for you. Be back SOON! |
Date: Apr 20, 2001 on 10:09 a.m. |
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106. Re:"MY AIM DOESN'T WORK!" and Other Such Catastrophes |
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*grumble* Yeah, I'm in the middle of givin' it up to her, and then BOOM! She just disappears for this activity called "lunch." Food means nothing! The needs of the flesh are nothing compared to the DESIRES OF THE INTELLIGENT MIND! Get your ass back here and WAS with me! |
Date: Apr 20, 2001 on 10:18 a.m. |
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107. Re:"MY AIM DOESN'T WORK!" and Other Such Catastrophes |
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I'm here. but I'm working on a midterm and may only be on a little. Problem though: in your post you mention the right seat as intact. The right seat isn't there at all. ONe of the first bullets actually sheared the strut that attached it to the floor and Gabe fell out of the chopper. The chair might be there also, off to the side or something, but it won't be physically *in* the chopper. Posting. |
Date: Apr 20, 2001 on 10:30 a.m. |
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108. Re:"MY AIM DOESN'T WORK!" and Other Such Catastrophes |
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Modified accordingly. I'm back. |
Date: Apr 20, 2001 on 10:54 a.m. |
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109. Re:"MY AIM DOESN'T WORK!" and Other Such Catastrophes |
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AHH! Note to self: do not refresh while on the posting screen thinking that you can see a modification in the little frame at the bottom. You will lose your post. |
Date: Apr 20, 2001 on 10:58 a.m. |
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110. Re:"MY AIM DOESN'T WORK!" and Other Such Catastrophes |
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Posted. Much good, very much good. Run, don't walk. |
Date: Apr 20, 2001 on 11:15 a.m. |
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111. Re:"MY AIM DOESN'T WORK!" and Other Such Catastrophes |
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Date: Apr 20, 2001 on 11:20 a.m. |
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112. Re:"MY AIM DOESN'T WORK!" and Other Such Catastrophes |
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Damn you, Remmy. Here I am, now devirginized, and you're stealing her for a paltry post about a freakin' broken helicopter! If I knew where you lived, I'd send an assassin to take you out, blow up your car, torch your house, hang your family from the trees by their big toes, tickle you mercilessly and then pour a box of fire ants down your pants, and then throw you all off a cliff! D'argh! |
Date: Apr 20, 2001 on 11:35 a.m. |
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113. Re:"MY AIM DOESN'T WORK!" and Other Such Catastrophes |
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you're my best friend too, antlers |
Date: Apr 20, 2001 on 11:36 a.m. |
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114. Re:"MY AIM DOESN'T WORK!" and Other Such Catastrophes |
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Date: Apr 20, 2001 on 11:36 a.m. |
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115. Re:"MY AIM DOESN'T WORK!" and Other Such Catastrophes |
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Date: Apr 20, 2001 on 11:46 a.m. |
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116. Re:"MY AIM DOESN'T WORK!" and Other Such Catastrophes |
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k, gotta go but I'll be home tonight. bye all. den, I'll be watching my back/ |
Date: Apr 20, 2001 on 11:50 a.m. |
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117. Re:"MY AIM DOESN'T WORK!" and Other Such Catastrophes |
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*snickers evily, tries to look innocent* Watch your back? Oh, whatever do you mean? As if I could do something as cruel and wicked as tying you naked to a tree in the middle of a swamp and leaving you... without bug-repellent, mind you... completely at the mercy of the swarms of nice biting mosquitos who would suck every last drop of Gabe blood from your itching tortured body. I mean, uh... I love you, Remmy. |
Date: Apr 20, 2001 on 12:34 p.m. |
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118. Re:"MY AIM DOESN'T WORK!" and Other Such Catastrophes |
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Damnit, I'll have to wait for you to come back, Rem. I can't remember if we were supposed to be caught yet or not. |
Date: Apr 20, 2001 on 05:44 p.m. |
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119. Re:"MY AIM DOESN'T WORK!" and Other Such Catastrophes |
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Well, I'm out for a bit. Sigh. Someone come back and tell me if we're supposed to get caught or not. POST, BRO-D! ARGH!!! |
Date: Apr 20, 2001 on 06:40 p.m. |
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120. Re:"MY AIM DOESN'T WORK!" and Other Such Catastrophes |
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Ok. I officially can't wait any longer. I'm half a pina colada away from true happiness and Drew is playing video games with my little brother (BOY do I owe him later. My brother rocks). So I'm going to post Sol and hope for the best, you lovelies. Then I'll post Castor. Wick and Don are already waiting. |
Date: Apr 20, 2001 on 08:23 p.m. |
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121. Re:"MY AIM DOESN'T WORK!" and Other Such Catastrophes |
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Sol is posted. I saw an Apache helicopter today and thought of Remmy. Guess I'll post Castor. Sigh. "...when I'm lonely in a world of my own." |
Date: Apr 20, 2001 on 08:35 p.m. |
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122. Re:"MY AIM DOESN'T WORK!" and Other Such Catastrophes |
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Posted Gabe. The post didn't actually *do* anything, but I got in some character development, so that's cool. Anyway, I don't want to use up all my online time waiting. I'll be back on sometime around 7-8, depending on when we eat dinner. See you. |
Date: Apr 21, 2001 on 06:25 p.m. |
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123. Re:"MY AIM DOESN'T WORK!" and Other Such Catastrophes |
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Ok. So I just woke up from some of the worst dreaming sessions of my entire life and everyone else is still (reasonably) asleep and Drew is gone to work. Guess it's time to post Mode, neh? |
Date: Apr 22, 2001 on 06:58 a.m. |
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124. Re:"MY AIM DOESN'T WORK!" and Other Such Catastrophes |
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*sings quietly to self* *glances at watch* *frowns* *hums* |
Date: Apr 23, 2001 on 10:00 a.m. |
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125. Re:"MY AIM DOESN'T WORK!" and Other Such Catastrophes |
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Sorry, sorry, standardized testing this week so the schedule is all screwed up. I just got into 2nd period and I'm posting now. |
Date: Apr 23, 2001 on 11:07 a.m. |
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126. Re:"MY AIM DOESN'T WORK!" and Other Such Catastrophes |
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Date: Apr 23, 2001 on 11:22 a.m. |
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127. Re:"MY AIM DOESN'T WORK!" and Other Such Catastrophes |
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<tap foot> ...hmmm, bored, have to think of somethign to do. Someone had better get here quick or I'm goin to have to resort to JOKES. |
Date: Apr 23, 2001 on 11:31 a.m. |
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128. Re:"MY AIM DOESN'T WORK!" and Other Such Catastrophes |
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So be it. I gotta sing. Take me down Six underground The ground beneath your feet Laid out low Nothing to go Nowhere a way to meet. I've got a head full of drought Down here So far from losing out 'Round here Overground Watch the space I'm open To falling from grace |
Date: Apr 23, 2001 on 11:34 a.m. |
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129. Re:"MY AIM DOESN'T WORK!" and Other Such Catastrophes |
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(this is my favorite part <grin>) Don't think 'cause I understand I care Don't think 'cause I'm talking We're friends Overground Watch this space I'm open To falling from grace |
Date: Apr 23, 2001 on 11:36 a.m. |
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130. Re:"MY AIM DOESN'T WORK!" and Other Such Catastrophes |
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(this is my favorite part <grin>) Don't think 'cause I understand I care Don't think 'cause I'm talking We're friends Overground Watch this space I'm open To falling from grace |
Date: Apr 23, 2001 on 11:36 a.m. |
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131. Re:"MY AIM DOESN'T WORK!" and Other Such Catastrophes |
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And I am sorry, that I am not a maiden fair, and I am not a kitten, stuck up a tree somewhere. Don't you think every kitten figures out, how to get down? Whether or not you ever show up? |
Date: Apr 23, 2001 on 11:36 a.m. |
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132. Re:"MY AIM DOESN'T WORK!" and Other Such Catastrophes |
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GODDAMNIT. Ok. So I'm here now. And incredibly apologetic. Blame Den. |
Date: Apr 23, 2001 on 11:38 a.m. |
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133. Re:"MY AIM DOESN'T WORK!" and Other Such Catastrophes |
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Date: Apr 23, 2001 on 11:39 a.m. |
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134. Re:"MY AIM DOESN'T WORK!" and Other Such Catastrophes |
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Date: Apr 23, 2001 on 11:40 a.m. |
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135. Re:"MY AIM DOESN'T WORK!" and Other Such Catastrophes |
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And the Lord did say: "Mourn not those who pass on in this world, who seek a better place beyond the stars! For even as death takes us through the dark valley of shadow, there is light to be found, solace to be sought, and love to be recreated! Those who walk through life leave footprints in the sand of our hearts, touch us in ways no one else can, and leave lasting impressions that neither hardship nor pain can ever erase. Mourn not those whose young lives are cut short, for heaven is eternal, and our dearest departed will find themselves free of that pain, in a world of unimaginable delight. Death is not the end-- it is only the beginning!" "And thus, we are gathered here today, not to mourn the death of our departed love, but to celebrate his life. For Gabe-plant will never be truly lost to us, not if we remember him always in our hearts, and never forget that someday, my friends, we will be rejoined once more in the sanctity of plant heaven. For if you all seek good upon the paths of your earthly lives, then that joy will be ours, and the reunion of our mortal bodies and of our everlasting souls will occur, and Gabe-plant will be alive once more with us." |
Date: Apr 23, 2001 on 11:41 a.m. |
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136. Re:"MY AIM DOESN'T WORK!" and Other Such Catastrophes |
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<grumble> Not my fault you weren't paying attention. At least I was nice and told you that Remmy was here. <pout> |
Date: Apr 23, 2001 on 11:43 a.m. |
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137. Re:"MY AIM DOESN'T WORK!" and Other Such Catastrophes |
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hahahaha, we may just need to put you away, antlers. Before you become a danger to yourself. |
Date: Apr 23, 2001 on 11:44 a.m. |
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138. Re:"MY AIM DOESN'T WORK!" and Other Such Catastrophes |
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Do you know what fireants in your clothes feels like, Remmy? Uh, I'd remind your mom to check under the car hood when she picks you up from school. Things that go tick-tock and BOOM might be waiting for you, oh my dearest darlingest sweetiepie schnookums.
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Date: Apr 23, 2001 on 11:46 a.m. |
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139. Re:"MY AIM DOESN'T WORK!" and Other Such Catastrophes |
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LOL. You'll have to better than that. Gabe and I are paranoid bastards. We'll never fall for *those* old tricks. |
Date: Apr 23, 2001 on 11:48 a.m. |
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140. Re:"MY AIM DOESN'T WORK!" and Other Such Catastrophes |
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You know what I say to that? BAH! Heehee. Yeah, tough ol' Gabe. Riiiiiggghhhhttt. "Oh look, I've never felt like this before! All these warm fuzzy feelings inside, I don't know what it can be! Maybe I'll just kiss Sol again, since she's all snuggled with me and I just had a dream about kissing her more. But no, it can't be that, I don't know why my heart's all fluttery." *dances wildly, sings* Gabe's in love! Gabe's in love! Gabe and Solenis Sittin' in a treewell, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First comes LOVE, Then comes marriage, Then comes baby Gabe's in the baby carriage! |
Date: Apr 23, 2001 on 11:51 a.m. |
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141. Re:"MY AIM DOESN'T WORK!" and Other Such Catastrophes |
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Think about this logically, antlers. When we started Gabe was cold, reserved, and concerned only with himself. Now he's developing emotions, loyalties, and yes, emotional attachment. Do you honestly thikn that that makes him LESS dangerous? <grin> If you do, you're not the evil genius you claim to be. |
Date: Apr 23, 2001 on 11:55 a.m. |
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142. Re:"MY AIM DOESN'T WORK!" and Other Such Catastrophes |
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Date: Apr 23, 2001 on 11:56 a.m. |
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143. Re:"MY AIM DOESN'T WORK!" and Other Such Catastrophes |
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<yawn> Not that it matters. I'm still gonna kill you. Or poison your steak dinner. |
Date: Apr 23, 2001 on 11:57 a.m. |
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144. Re:"MY AIM DOESN'T WORK!" and Other Such Catastrophes |
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Date: Apr 23, 2001 on 11:58 a.m. |
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145. Re:"MY AIM DOESN'T WORK!" and Other Such Catastrophes |
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Yeeesh, folks. Hehehehehehe. I'm staying out of this fight. Those antlers and turtles look dangerous. |
Date: Apr 23, 2001 on 11:58 a.m. |
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146. Re:"MY AIM DOESN'T WORK!" and Other Such Catastrophes |
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Date: Apr 23, 2001 on 12:01 p.m. |
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147. Re:"MY AIM DOESN'T WORK!" and Other Such Catastrophes |
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Ha, not dangerous, but much to difficult for a mere jackalope to eat. |
Date: Apr 23, 2001 on 12:04 p.m. |
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148. Re:"MY AIM DOESN'T WORK!" and Other Such Catastrophes |
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Turtles smell, anyway. Why would I want to eat one of those narsty things? And besides. A jackelope with a nice 8-inch locking blade serrated knife is a lot more fun than a turtle with a hammer tied to its shell. |
Date: Apr 23, 2001 on 12:09 p.m. |
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149. Re:"MY AIM DOESN'T WORK!" and Other Such Catastrophes |
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Okay, 2nd period's almost over now. I don't know if I'll be in the comp room for lunch -- no food is allowed in and I'm starving today, so I may break down and eat at school. Anyway, I'll be home at about 3:30 - 4:00, and assuming I have no homework (which won't happen, but I like to be optimistic evey now and then) I'll be on as soon as I get home. Bye, all. |
Date: Apr 23, 2001 on 12:10 p.m. |
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150. Re:"MY AIM DOESN'T WORK!" and Other Such Catastrophes |
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*snuffle* I'm all stuffy, and Den's coughy. We have collective flu. |
Date: Apr 24, 2001 on 09:33 a.m. |
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"MY AIM DOESN'T WORK!" and Other Such Catastrophes |
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