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[quote][b]Kat (Oct 09, 2003 05:35 p.m.):[/b] [center]Ha, haha, hahahahaha! I am first this time to post birthday wishes (ignoring, of course, that Bec's been wishing you happy birthday for the past week and probably by now you've gotten all sorts of nifty non-e-presents, thus putting my meager efforts to shame), but forget all that, because it's time to start the festivities! There will, of course, be non-imaginary presents sometime in the near future (when I'm there to deliver them, of course) but for now you'll have to settle for... [4][b]THE HAPPY BIRTHDAY ADAM HAIKU FESTIVAL[/b][/4] [i](Before you start criticizing, I know this title is not in itself a haiku.)[/i] To celebrate, I will now reveal my vast collection of Adam-related haiku poetry, all of which was written in a deep, contemplative mood and, I think, as an artist and poet, really reflects how we feel about our good friend Adam. [i](And yes, I'm also aware this is not haiku. Jesus. Back off, already, it's about to begin.) (Right...) (Now.) (Right then.) (GO!) The original haiku, that started it all...[/i] Adam C. Lacoste Nerdy, skinny, kind of odd Yet? Not a bad guy. [i]On his pants...[/i] Comfy, seductive... Becca says [b]no![/b] No sharing! But I want his pants! [i]On his cooking...[/i] He burned Hot Pockets And thought Hamburger Helper Came with hamburger! [i]On his hair...[/i] Giant pouf of hair Here it comes to eat us all! Run! Run for your lives! Aren't you tired yet Of all these awful haikus? I'm not! So here's more! [i](This was actually a haiku. So there.) From Kat...[/i] He tried to kill us Ha! Silly Gabe, you got beat! Stab stab stab stab stab! [i]From Jor...[/i] A Gayrabian? Didn't see that one coming Hey, watch out, Sergei! [i]From Riya...[/i] ........................... ..................<blink>.................. ........................... [i]From Rox...[/i] I WAS'd on your books! I defiled your library! Teehee teehee hee. And finally... [i]A classic...[/i] Damn, I can't kill him Otherwise Becca will cry And Amy hates snot. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ADAM! Here's one last haiku... I used to hate you But you're not so bad. In fact, You have nifty pants! [i]And this concludes this year's episode of Adam-related birthday poetry... Until next year![/i][/center][/quote]
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